The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
Me and Sweethobgoblin
That is so adorable and they look so genuinely happy and aaaaaah
IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE
Kissing bunnies! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
Diabetes here I come!
god damn it
why must we play god
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